1. The “homeless” look.

My signature look.

2. The “I hope I don’t run into anyone I know” look.

This is a step above the homeless look. Where you even surprise yourself with how bad you could actually look.

3. The “I look okay but I have on the same outfit as yesterday” look.

This is where you make sure you don’t run into Carol because you saw her yesterday wearing the same thing.

4. The “I still got it” look.

We all know the look. The one that happens on (and I can’t stress this enough) VERY RARE occasion.

5. The “f@?* it I have 3 kids of course I’m fat” look.

Any outfit works with this one because you just don’t care.

6. The “I totally look like a college student” look.

Typically a baggy T-shirt and some nike shorts. Maybe a baseball cap. Where you truly think you could pass for a college student until an actual college student says “yes ma’am” to you. Then you simply call this look the homeless look instead.

7. The “I’m a working professional” look.

Usually a confidence booster. You have accepted your age with this one and own it.

8. The “I look like I’m a gym rat but I actually haven’t been in 10 yrs” look.

No Susan that’s not sweat from working out …that’s just my greasy hair.

9. The “I’m totally a mom and have spit up on my “but first coffee” t shirt, carrying a diaper bag, and a baby on my hip” look.

As I loading up the mini van that I swore I would never have.

10. The “summer tan no makeup but I put on some shimmer bronzer so I still feel kind of cute” look.

11. The “I’m sick with the flu sweatshirt that’s 3 sizes too big with a side ponytail that’s about to fall out” look.

Not to be confused with the homeless look. It’s because I’m sick damnit. Not just lazy like usual.

12. The “I have way too much dry shampoo in my hair and light makeup on but I fully intend to shower later” look.

Carol..don’t act like you never do that.

13. The “I genuinely tried but my makeup sort of looks like a drag queen because I don’t wear makeup very often and I suck at it” look.

14. The “I feel like I should be going to a pumpkin patch with a scarf and cute boots” look.

15. The “its too f’ing cold to tell if I’m cute or not because I’m so bundled up” look.

Basically the well-concealed homeless look.

16. The “I have my sh@* together today and I should probably look like this more often” look.

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